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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He
wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip
 through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any
beat up  old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their
price  range.
 
 "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4
seconds or  less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." So, for
her  birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
 
 Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 12th. Due to the
 condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please
send  your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things
 To Your Wife Foundation," Dallas, Texas.