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We have been at home, off the road, for the past week and will be here for at least another week. Tracy had some trouble with receding gums so she went to a dental surgeon for a skin graft and it will take awhile to heal. When we went for the consultation they also wanted Eddie to come back to the exam room to hear how it would be done. Eddie's first question was "where does the graft come from, because they usually get them from your butt, don't they?" We were told that it would come from the roof of Tracy's mouth. Eddie said, "You know, in some marriages, it would be more appropriate to to take the graft from the woman's butt. That way she could chew her own butt instead of her husbands all of the time." Then Tracy stabbed Eddie with a dental tool.